Twenty Impossible Facts and Fiction of Life (EzinePrime 2008)


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Home \| Arts & Humanities \| Humor Twenty Impossible Facts and Fiction of Life (EzinePrime 2008) By: When walking down the street, entering a house, picking up a book or even just surfing through the web using your laptop or your personal computer, there are so many things we do without even thinking of them. In this article, I have pointed some of the funniest and oddest human behaviour that even you do. 1) Ever used 3-second glue (or instant glue and super glue as it is called in some countries)? Why does it stick so quickly as soon as you squeeze it out but it doesn't stick to the sides of the tube from which you squeeze it out? 2) Sanity statistics has proven that one out of four people are insane or suffer from some form of mental disease. Think of three of your best friends. If they are fine, then you must be the fourth one. 3) Why do we press down hard on the remote control even though we know that the batteries are weak. 4) Supposedly the man from the jungle lives in the jungle, yes? Then, how and where did his beard disappear to? 5) How is it that no matter how tight you close the shutters of light bulbs, flies or other insects manage to get inside? 6) Why doesn't a plastic bag open up at the first end we try to open? 7) Why do doctors use sterilized injections on death-role inmates? 8) Why does a bank take interest on money when your account is overdrawn. From where do they think you are going to pay them? If you had the cash you would have used it, wouldn't you? 9) Why don't we ever hear jokes about father-in-laws? 10) When statistics claim that the sum of all the stars in the sky are about four billion, people believe it. But, when someone sees a sign on a park bench or board stating "wet paint", they must verify this? 11) How many times will we return to the fridge even though there is no food in it and we know that from the previous time we paid a visit just minutes ago? 12) Even though superman is supposed to be invincible and bullets ricochet off his chest, why does he duck if the villain lobs the pistol at him when the bullets are over? 13) If the human race evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? 14) Why is it that when we try to catch something that is falling off a table, our hand knocks down something else? 15) Why did the Japanese pilots who were planning to crash into American ships wear helmets? 16) Use a vacuum cleaner at home? I do. But, explain to me why I move it over and over a piece of thread in the hopes that it will suck it in. Then, why do I pick up that rope, examine it and then place it back down and retry to suck it in using the vacuum cleaner? 17) Bought red, pink or blue coloured soap? Why can soap have colour, but the bubbles are always white? 18) Aren't we unnecessarily mental by trying to create summer in our house during winter, and vice verse, when we try and create winter during summer? 19) Is there any day when mattresses are not on sale? 20) Sometimes we are just too polite! How many times have others run into us with their carts or even worse have smashed into out ankles? Instead of cursing or at least barking at them to watch where they are going, why do we just smile when they say sorry? Note: Uncanny facts and features are not novel. The fact that we humans have strange habits is not new too. But, I have pointed out some of the few irregularities that we live with. This article is for entertainment purposes alone and doesn't try and offend or create new realities. So, take it in the appropriate manner too. Article Source: PrimeScrolls \| FREE ARTICLES and WEB CONTENT Rammy Johnson comments not only on time, space and knowledge. He is also a frequent contributor to a casino online portal where he suggest humorous viewpoints on issues as varied as playing bingo online or rescuing your cat from a tree. Receive Humor Articles Via RSS! 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